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YOU JUST CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP

If there was any doubt in your mind that America has been turned upside down since the fraudulent Presidential election of 2020, one only needs to review the absurdities spewed forth for human consumption recently. Indeed, if some of this stuff was written into a movie script, no one would watch the show. It would be like an aged actor attempting to reprise his role as a treasure hunter carrying a haversack full of Depends and Viagra. It would flop at the box office.


Let’s review some of this insanity. I promise, however, that there will be light at the end of the post!


Our alleged President told us this week that “over a 100 people died” during the COVID 19 pandemic.[1] During the same, Biden also claimed that his administration has “ended cancer as we know it.”[2] This was during a speech on expanding mental health care. How apropos! Of course, Babblin’ Biden was correct about the COVID deaths which were greatly increased by the shameful and lethal mismanagement by the Biden Regime, the Rock Creek troll, CDC, and governors like Andrew Cuomo.


Adding to this comédie noir the Biden Misadministration has now added hot water heaters to their list of appliances – gas stoves, air conditioning units, refrigerators, washing machines, and dishwashers – which must have federal restrictions on their use.[3] These restrictions, of course, are for our own good as they will be more efficient and reduce electric bills. Presumably, so we will be able to charge up our EVs and still have clean clothes and dishes. Any of you in doubt about this nonsense, just look at how California is handling EVs and air conditioning. They are called brown outs … a form of Californication. And if any reader is thinks this will affect the Biden crime family, John Kerry, the Hollywood crowd, or Congressmen and Senators, you better think again.


When asked by a reporter about his upcoming impeachment as he left a gathering in the White House, Biden just smiled. The report, by Fox News, said Biden laughed. But the video,[4] does not show our Criminal-in-Chief laughing so much as grinning like the Fool on the Hill “as the eyes in his head watch the world spinning round.”[5] But never fear! ABC News comes to the rescue! As of late morning, 27 July, that revered Legacy Media outlet assured us by stating Biden has a “yawning early lead” in Democratic primary polling as “he ramps up his reelection campaign.” Indeed, ABC reports Biden has 65.5% support nationwide.[6] All polling I have seen demonstrate that only about 34% of Dems support Biden on any given day. Perhaps the writers meant yawning as an adjective for his reelection campaign.

Yesterday, Lyin’ Joe stated that Republicans are “undermining the military” and vowed to continue his support for a Woke,[7] that is, an inefficient, ineffective military which young adults are avoiding.


Today Lyin’ Joe took a lead from none other than Hillary “Don’t Call Me Irrelevant” Clinton. A couple of days ago she tweeted, “Hot enough for you? Thank a MAGA Republican.”[8] This morning on Fox News, Biden parroted the same message. One demented pathological liar supporting another. Please note, MAGA Republicans are at fault, not ordinary elitest Establishment Republicans easily coerced into bipartisanship with Socialist-Marxist elites currently running the country. You just can’t make this up. Hillary, you are one sick, pathetic old woman. Chelsey, please give your Mum her meds, a cup of hot cocoa, and tuck her in bed before she says something else ridiculously stupid.


And no one can figure out who brought cocaine into one of the most secure, surveilled rooms in the White House. You just can’t make this stuff up!


Did anyone over the age of 50 ever entertain the idea that America would collapse into an Orwellian dystopia as we have today? We all should re-read Animal Farm and 1984.


But doth light break in yon tunnel? Perhaps. Last Wednesday morning, Hunter Biden and his attorneys entered the J. Caleb Boggs Federal Building in Wilmington, Delaware confident that their plea deal would allow Hunter to go free for crimes which would demand the rest of us serve prison time. Then Shazam!! Like a mother catching one of her offspring and his pals engaged in some nefarious subterfuge, Judge Maryellen Noreika said, “Not so fast, boys! Let’s have a talk.” She had some concerns over the constitutionality – not something the Bidens are familiar with – of the plea deal. And, apparently, a good old-fashioned case of the ass because one of Biden’s lawyers lied about who she was while asking to remove IRS whistleblower testimony from the court docket.[9]


The photo of Biden’s legal team leaving the Federal Building is priceless.[10] To quote General Taylor in Good Morning Vietnam they didn’t know whether they had been “shot, f***ed, powder-burned, or snakebit.”


PROMETHEUS

27 July 2023

[1] www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/biden-says-over-100-people-died-during-the-pandemic-in-speech-on-expanding-mental-health-care. [2] www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/joe-biden-claims-his-administration-ended-cancer-in-babbling-speech. [3] www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/biden-administration-s-plans-to-restrict-home-appliances-confirmed. [4] www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/biden-laughs-ignores-questions-about-potential-impeachment-by-house-republicans. [5] The Beatles, Magical Mystery Tour album, 1967. [6] www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/biden-has-enormous-polling-lead-in-democratic-primary-despite-challenge-from-rfk-jr. [7] www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/biden-says-republicans-now-undermining-the-military. [8] www.foxnews.com/media/hillary-clinton-shredded-tweet-blaming-maga-republicans-heat-wave-shes-broken. [9] www.foxnews.com/politics/hunter-biden-plea-deal-appears-fall-apart-first-court-appearance. [10] www.foxnews.com/politics/hunter-biden-plea-deal-appears-fall-apart-first-court-appearance.

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