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SENATE SODOMY SEX TAPERS SOOTHED BY SLIMY STORY SLEUTHS

Updated: Dec 20, 2023

Well, don’t come a knockin’ when Room 216 is a rockin’!  Last Saturday, two(?) Senate staff sodomites filmed their passion for each other in the Hart Senate Building between the seats of Senators Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) and Chris Coons (D-DE).  When Room 216 is next in use, hopefully, Amy and Chris will be reminded of their determination to shove it up American rumps.  Oh, and remember to wipe off your chairs.

 

Some have suggested that the sweethearts were exploring a solution to passing contentious resolutions.  Or perhaps attempting a fill-a-Buster, butt as they were the only ones in the room this is doubtful.  Greg Gutfeld suggested they were taking the idea of “reaching across the aisle” a bit too far.  The Democratic staffer’s partner in public enculade[1](even buggery sounds better in French!) remains anonymous; a fellow who does not bang and tell.

 

Unsurprisingly, our young lothario, true to his Woke roots, has claimed to be a victim of homophobia and a political agenda.  The Woke Marxist Legacy Media, immediately rushed to his support his claim.  The following headlines and words I have put in bold demonstrate the dependable, and wholly predictable, response of the media:

 

“Senate staffer alleged by conservative outlets to have had sex in hearing room is no longer employed” (Amanda Terkel, NBC, 16 Dec)

 

“Senate Aide out of job after purported sex tape apparently filmed in Senate hearing room.” (Lauren Koenig, CNN, Dec 16)

 

“Senate staffer loses job after allegedly having sex in hearing room.” (Coral M. Marcos, The Guardian, 16 Dec)

 

“Senate staffer fired over video of him allegedly having sex in judiciary hearing room.” (Kelly McClure, Salon, 17 Dec)

 

“Ben Cardin speaks out after staffer allegedly filmed sex tape in Senate room.” (Marita Vlachou, HuffPost, 19 Dec)

 

“DC is buzzing about a Senate sex scandal.  What it says about the way we discuss gay sex.” (David Oliver, USA Today, 19 Dec)

 

            Indeed, Mr. Oliver at USA Today, commented that “A gay sex scandal ignited the group chats of many a D.C. denizen in recent days in regards to a video that allegedly depicts a male Democratic Senate staffer having sex with another man in a Senate hearing room … Many in the community rolled their eyes or guffawed about the incident – something to gossip about. Meanwhile, some lawmakers, mostly conservatives, were quick to issue critical statements.”[2]

           

As usual when criticizing something they do not like, the Woke Marxist Media send out group emails of the appropriate verbiage to ensure everyone repeats the same word or phrase, such as “A Threat to Democracy,” “Election Denier,” “Climate Denier,” “Racist,” or in this case “alleged, allegedly.”

 

Of course, conservatives and “conservative outlets” (read: FOX News, NY Post, Wash. Examiner) had to be the culprits in taking the event, as Mr. Oliver said, beyond the “group chats of many a D.C. denizen” (read: gossip, nothing to see here) and “quick to issue critical statements.” In other words, to validate the homophobia and political agenda emanating from conservatives.  But really, Davie Boy, “many a D.C. denizen?” With lilting prose like that you really should learn to use the word enculade when discussing sex among men!

 

This whole disgusting affair has nothing to do with homophobia or political agendas.  The perpetrators of this crime are not victims.  This is about the Woke Marxist assumption of entitlement, particularly those under 30 years old.  This sense of entitlement not only permits, but also promotes, “anything goes” behavior.  Nothing requires respect, nothing is sacred, no actions or words are too extreme to be forbidden.

 

This is anarchic, tyrannical behavior.  Americans must begin to rebel against it.

 

                                                                        PROMETHEUS

                                                                        19 December 2023


[1]  The computer that the word “buggery” might be offensive to my readers.  However, it made no comment on the offensive nature of Senate sodomy. So much for AI!

[2]  David Oliver, “DC is buzzing about a Senate sex scandal.  What it says about the way we discuss gay sex,” USA Today, 19 Dec.

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